Top 27 Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.